Funny Stuff



Well, maybe not that psychic.

(This gem can be found at 134 W 46th St, New York City)


A Tale of Two Commutes

The Monday-morning ride to work has quite a different feel from the Friday-night ride home, doesn't it?


Gender Wars

38 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Man


Dolphins

not as smart as we once thought


Elementary school project takes a left turn

A class of elementary students started a class project to make a planter to take home and wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery of a clown planter and they painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun.

They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home. See picture to understand why.

The cactus plants were removed and a small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home.

The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time...

Epilogue


Brand recognition and product identity

One-liners from the Internet

Failure is not an option...it is bundled with the software.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Officer! Officer! Arrest that man! He's whistling a dirty song!

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Why are the staff in restaurants called "waiters," when it's the customers that do all the waiting?

Why are they called "apartments," when they're all squashed together?

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?


French man: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French man: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Monty Python's Holy Grail

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